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Irodon, Takara, Chibato, Tatsuya-san, Heihei, Oregari, Ryosuke-san, Seiji, Yay!
Everyone, do you know the show "Don't Talk Too Much"?
It's a show where comedians don't talk too much.
That's right, that's right.
- It's an amazing show. - It's a god's show.
There are times when we're told "Don't talk too much", but it doesn't come out easily.
I think it's important for that stock to come out, so I wanted to make "Don't Talk Too Much".
- Oh! - Yeah.
It doesn't come naturally, and even when I watch comedians' stories,
there are a lot of times where it doesn't come naturally.
- Yeah. - There's that kind of thing too.
- Yeah, you're making it yourself. - Yeah, that's true.
- I thought, "What will happen if I try this?" - Yeah, that's true.
- You don't do it? - Yeah, you don't do it.
I wanted to challenge myself to make funny stories like that.
But if you say "Make it in one month", it'll be too hard, right?
So, I wanted to see if I could do it if I tried to make "Don't Talk Too Much" in one night.
- It's one night, so I don't think you can do it. - I don't think you can do it.
- If you ask me normally. - If you ask me normally, I don't think you can do it.
- But if you can do it, you might be able to do it in one night. - Yeah, you might be able to do it.
- Actually, I told you last night. - You told me.
- It doesn't matter if you talk too much. I just want you to do your best. - Yeah.
We're going to talk about what happens if you do your best for one night and announce it.
- I'm scared. - I just want you to think of it as one night.
- The words you're talking about are really... - I talked about it earlier, but it's too serious.
- Yeah, yeah. - I'm scared of it.
- The moment you say it, you feel like you're about to get killed. - I think it's the worst if you say it while you're talking.
- So, first of all... - Wait, wait, wait.
- This is bad! - What is this?!
- This is bad! - It's hard to watch!
- Yo, ****, you're sloppy, aren't you? ****, you're sloppy, aren't you?
Well, first of all, Ryo's sloppy story.
Yes.
Well, when was it?
Oh, it was yesterday. We talked about it last night.
I was drinking with my friends at a bar.
Well, it's a strange topic.
Does Ryo get scolded by others?
Come to think of it, I'm the one who's firm in my childhood.
Either way, I'm the one who gets scolded.
I've never been scolded.
"I want to be scolded." I thought.
Isn't there anyone who can scold me?
I was talking with a friend of mine.
That friend of mine is a college student.
The other day, I was scolded a lot.
Wow, that's funny. I want to be scolded, too.
And the drinking party was held.
I decided to go to Zigzag Cabaret by myself.
I took a taxi and went to Zigzag Cabaret by myself.
I opened the store and it was closed.
It was closed.
I was like, "What? Who?"
Why did I come all the way here?
I was walking around thinking it was annoying.
A boy was talking to me.
He was just a regular cabaret boy.
He said, "Won't you come in?"
I was free, so I thought I'd go in.
I went in by myself.
There were only young people in a regular cabaret club.
When you're in a rural cabaret club, you're often seen, right?
Even if you say, "I'm here today because of this story,"
No one can scold you.
So I thought, "No, there's no one to scold me."
I asked the girl if there was a place where we could have an interesting conversation.
I asked her if there was a place where we could have a weird experience.
She introduced me to a bar.
There was a strange customer and a strange master.
I went to the bar and there were a lot of strange people.
Suddenly, I got drunk and said, "Don't you have alcohol?"
Hey, don't you have alcohol?
I thought it was scary.
If you don't have alcohol, I'll drink it myself.
I took a glass and put a sip in it.
I drank it.
I thought it was scary and funny.
The master was also strange and had tattoos all over his body.
We talked about tattoos and got along well.
He said, "I have a strange tattoo."
I'll show you now.
There's a complete catholic priest in here.
What?
Wait a minute. Show me.
I showed him the picture.
The middle of the catholic priest was eaten by a bug.
Get a hold of yourself!
In the end, I cursed at him.
That's porn, isn't it?
I'm getting nervous.
I got scared when I got nervous.
I couldn't say anything.
I see.
I'm scared of you.
Next, I'm going to tell you my story.
Recently, it's been interesting.
I made it yesterday.
I realized that my friends are always the same members.
I can't make new friends at this age.
I can't make new friends at middle school, high school, or college.
I don't have many sudden encounters.
I want a sudden encounter.
I'm going to make friends with people I don't know at all.
It was a Friday night.
I went to the most prosperous place in Okazaki.
I talked to someone who missed the last train.
I took a taxi to go home, so I wanted to say "Can I go with you where you are going now?"
You can see it on TV, like "Can I go with you where you are going now?"
I wanted to say "Let me go with you where you are going now."
I went to a place where there were many taxis.
And there were about 15 people waiting for me.
So I thought I'd talk to someone randomly.
It was really random, but in the end it was five people.
I talked to someone, and it was about ten days ago.
But he wasn't a fan of me.
You know the video of us flying in the sky with balloons,
or the video of us making a crystal of sweat and tears?
He was a friend of that person.
As a result, I said "I'm going to take a taxi now, so can I go with you where you are going now?"
He said "Let's drink nearby."
I said "Can we go there together?"
There were 24-year-old men and 29-year-old women.
There were 24-year-old men with wild beards and women who said "they're beautiful."
I thought it'd be fun to drink with good-looking people.
And then there was a 24-year-old man who said "I really can't go with you."
I used it for a drink earlier, and I thought it was only a taxi ride home.
But it was only 31 yen.
Wow, that's amazing.
It said "31 yen," and I said "Oh, it's 55 yen."
I can't go home with that money.
I don't care about that kind of thing.
That's what it was about, so I thought it was 55 yen for me now.
And when I got home, I thought it was in the ATM.
But I was about to get drunk, so I said "Let's go."
And by chance, the store I went to was a butcher shop.
- The drink was 29 yen. - Cheap!
- No matter how many times you drink it, it's all 29 yen. - Cheap!
So I said "Wow, that's amazing. Let's drink it up."
And it made a really loud noise.
It's only 31 yen.
It's only 2 yen.
It's fine. I'll treat you.
I'll treat you. It's weird, right? 31 yen.
It's totally fine.
It's only 2 yen.
It's totally fine.
I said that to myself for the first time.
I went and said cheers to everyone.
We talked about a lot of things.
I thought it was about men's current wallet.
My current wallet actually had more than 50 yen in it.
Not 31 yen.
I thought it was good.
I asked him what 31 yen was.
He said it was his ATM.
It's too expensive.
It was only 80 yen including everything.
That's amazing.
I asked him why.
He said he bought a washing machine and a car.
What?
He bought a washing machine and a car.
He only had 80 yen left in his life.
I was like, "What?"
You're using it too well.
It's amazing.
I asked him why he didn't use it anymore.
He said he used it for pachinko other than washing machines and cars.
That's why he doesn't use it anymore.
I thought it was amazing that he could chase it that far.
I asked him to buy more pachinko with it.
He said it was 40,000 yen.
I asked him to buy more with it.
He said, "I saw God."
I said that and went home.
What happens if you say you're curious about it?
I'm curious about it.
I don't know the truth.
You can only go in there for one night.
You're stupid.
I don't know the truth.
48 yen can't even be used for practice.
As a result, we became good friends.
That's good.
We exchanged LINE messages and started playing together.
That's interesting.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you said that.
I'm not that kind of person.
Next up is Toshimizu's unspeakable story.
Well, it's about last night's story.
Rather than going out and getting excited about it,
I was wondering what I should do if something interesting happens in my everyday life.
I've been thinking about it like this.
Do I go out for a drink alone? I'm not really good at being alone.
I'm not the type of person who wakes me up by myself.
I was wondering if anyone was there.
It was Mr. Sachio.
He suddenly showed up.
And I called him.
Would you like a ride?
He replied in a hurry.
Cha cha chaaan!
He replied in a hurry.
We're talking fast.
Cha cha chaaan!
Would you like a ride?
Okay, I'll prepare it.
I'm on my way!
It was three minutes away.
I was like, "I'm in!"
That's fast!
Super fast.
So I went to where we'd meet up.
And...
I was wondering where we'd meet up and...
This way, this way!
It was super far away.
It was pitch black.
It was around 12 o'clock, but it was pitch black.
And there was a shadow a little thicker than a streetlight.
So I pulled it out of there and...
This way!
And...
I pulled it out. A big one.
And I thought, "Oh, okay."
Oh, thanks for coming.
Okay, let's go in here.
It was like a snack bar.
It wasn't like a young girl's bar.
It was more like a bar where people around my age would go.
And we'd go in and drink.
That snack bar was like...
If we get older in 20 years,
we'll come to a place like this,
where adults would gather.
So this is how people get older.
And we'd just drink and have fun.
My mom would come, too.
She was about my mom's age, too.
Are there any cute girls?
We'd ask like that.
There's me!
No, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
What?!
We'd say that in a low voice.
So we decided to go to the second one.
And right away, it was like...
It wasn't like a girls' bar.
It was like a bar where girls would go and drink.
Let's go there.
I was pretty young at the time.
Oh, you're young!
I got excited.
My mom came, too.
Why were you so excited at my bar earlier?
You weren't that excited, but you're totally different when you're young!
She was like, "Oh, it's fine. I don't want to talk about it again."
But let's go there. It's fine.
I want to talk about it with a young girl.
I was just talking with the owner.
Hey, you know...
You've gotten better at Twitter, haven't you?
And...
A lot of people do "makikomi-lip".
They swear like that, too.
And all of a sudden, they make a video.
It's not good for you.
Like...
What is it? What is it?
I was being taken in.
But he was about to send it via lip reading.
It's okay, but it's embarrassing, so don't do it.
He said it and sent me the video.
It's embarrassing, so don't do it.
So that's what happened.
It was really fun.
Sachio-san, you two are really close, aren't you?
Yeah!
Gwaaaaan!
Did you really start the engine?
I said like that once.
"Argh!" I said like that once.
Why did you start the engine?
While I was talking like that,
around 4 or 3 o'clock,
he said "Shall we go?"
I said "Let's eat ramen."
He said "I'm full."
He drank ramen soup and ramen soup and ramen soup.
He drank ramen soup and ramen soup.
"You must be happy." I said like that.
"I'm glad you're happy today." I said like that.
And we went home.
You're too much of a Sachio character.
If you're happy...
I just laughed and you're imitating Sachio.
That's what happened.
I want you to watch the video I filmed.
I haven't watched it yet.
"What is it?" I haven't watched it yet.
There are people who don't know you.
"Really?" There are people who don't know you.
I think it's like this.
Let's go.
Yui!
Cheer up and fight!
Come on!
Hey!
Come here.
Hey!
Come here.
You're too much of a Sachio character.
You're talking like this all the time.
I can feel everything you said just now.
Sachio is a great actor.
He's interesting.
Sachio is a great actor.
His imitation is great.
Last but not least, Shibayu's slippery story.
I was wondering what I should do on this new train.
Well, for now, I'm going to do this reclining of the green car of the new train.
I was wondering if something would happen.
I was thinking about how to spend it.
Well, I'm going to spend it aggressively waiting for fate.
When I was thinking about what to do, I remembered something.
I read on the radio that my boyfriend was working at a women's bar and was in trouble.
"What's that bar?" I thought.
I was going to go, but I hadn't done it yet.
I went to a restaurant and had a drink at a bar.
There was an old man.
I got along with the old man and talked with him.
The old man was very poor.
I wanted to stop him.
Stop it!
Nothing happened.
Nothing happens.
Is there no fate today?
It was time for the women's bar to open.
I went to the women's bar.
I thought I could find an interesting story here.
There was a chubby man.
There was a thin woman.
There was a normal man.
Do you have breast milk?
I have breast milk!
Do you really have breast milk?
I would like a carton of breast milk.
Would you like a carton of breast milk?
I would like a carton of breast milk.
Do you want breast milk?
Yes.
Do you want breast milk?
Yes, please.
He said "yes" very politely.
Do you know about Oshimateru?
He said.
Yeah.
I think it's a website of his own property.
He wanted to hear about his mother's story,
but that macho man told him about his own property for an hour and a half.
Wow!
I was like "what the hell is this?!"
I wanted to hear about my mother's story, but I didn't want it to be a topic.
I was like "ew, gross!"
I gave up and left. I thought "I'm done for the day."
I was getting hungry again, so I went into a rusty Taiwanese restaurant.
I gave up and ordered some shrimp cheese and fried rice, thinking "should I end it with the Oshima TV story?"
I was eating. Then a Taiwanese asked me "are you Japanese?", and I saw this bandage.
I was like "what's wrong with you?!" and I had to remove the bandage during the punishment game.
If I was asked "what's this bandage?", I had to say "jiao yuan satsu koku ryu ha" during the punishment game.
I was like "oh well, I guess Taiwanese people don't know about yu yu handshakes", and I said "jiao yuan satsu koku ryu ha"
But a Taiwanese asked me "eh? what? jiao? koku ryu ha? koku ryu ha? hmm?" and I said "koku ryu ha, koku ryu ha, koku ryu ha, hmm?"
and I left. I thought "oh, he understood me", and I waited for a while.
Thank you for waiting! It's black oolong tea!
Wow! Koku ryu! Koku ryu tea?!
I see! I see!
I was like "wow! thank you!" and I left.
It's black oolong tea! Wow!
It was fun!
So we made four episodes, how was it?
I don't want you to think it's a boring story, but it was fun.
Including yesterday's video and everything else, it was fun.
I can't say "what happened yesterday?" in one night.
It was popular, so let's do it again.
It was a video that was fun just by listening to a friend's story.
A video that was fun just by listening to a friend's story.
There are too many videos like that.